I was told this week, that my spelling and grammar are atrocious – and apparently I am also unable to tell the time.
Well I don’t own a watch, so that is my excuse for my failure to decipher the tick-tocks correctly. A weak excuse admittedly but the only one I have, so I am sticking to it like glue!
As far as my writing skills go, I am searching the web for a cheap educational book - I did do a Google search on ‘Dick and Dora’ and yes before you ask, Dora’s pussy is still called Fluff.
Well I don’t own a watch, so that is my excuse for my failure to decipher the tick-tocks correctly. A weak excuse admittedly but the only one I have, so I am sticking to it like glue!
As far as my writing skills go, I am searching the web for a cheap educational book - I did do a Google search on ‘Dick and Dora’ and yes before you ask, Dora’s pussy is still called Fluff.
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven’t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor
also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way
(Ian Dury)
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